This is the smartest idea I’ve seen all day. Introducing the Wine Rack.
“Tired of paying $9 for a beer at the ball park? $10 for a glass of Chardonnay at the opera? Nowadays, if you want to get drunk it costs you an arm and a leg. So, what if your boobs could solve that expensive problem for you. Guess what? Now, they can! With the Wine Rack Drinking Bladder Apparatus your “A” cups can become “D”elicious cups of your favorite beverages. This comfortable easy to wear “bra” comes with equipped with 2 bladders that can hold up to 25 ounces of whatever you need to sneak into wherever you’re going.
Meet Drea. Tall. Beautiful. Built like a 12 year old boy. Poor Drea. But once she straps on this amazing beverage delivery system not only will she be turning men’s heads but she’ll be able to pour them a drink, too. With an easy to use hose, all you have to do is nonchalantly sip away and no one will be any more the wiser. Plus, as an added bonus, it comes with an “inflator” hose to keep those sweater puppies up and perky, so after your done drinking they don’t look like a couple of old hot water bottle hanging on your chest.
– Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.
– Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favorite beverage.
– Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish.
– Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow.
– Design optimized for smaller cup sizes”
I will be ordering one of these, asap!